yaksha42

So I went to Business this morning. Prof. Connelly, the teacher, is probably the best looking Prof at DeVry. She's about 35, but looks more like 25. Most guys get distracted while in her class.

So anyway, we were talking about Information Systems today. We got into piracy, and she mentioned that she didn't know how the whole music sharing thing worked. Then she said that there was a song she had heard once, and always wanted to get it. She said it was something about sucking on a guys balls, but he didn't mean it that way, but food he had cooked.

I knew immediately she was talking about Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls. She said if anyone could find it, they should send it to her. I said I already had it on my computer so I could when I get home. After class I went up and talked to her. She asked me if I was sure of the song she was talking about. She also asked how the lyrics went.

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So here is this very hot looking woman, wanting to know the lyrics to Chocolate Salty Balls.

I look at her and say "Say everybody have you seen my balls, they're big and salt and brown. If you ever need a quick pick-me-up just stick my balls in your mouth"

And no, I'm not joking.

She began laughing hysterically (not sure if that's a good sign or not ...) It was rather amusing though. There were a few guys standing next to me who were looking at me like they couldn't believe I had just said that.