The Married Life

[yaksha42]

The Married Life!

This is a great parody! Basically, it's a fanfic for Eowyn/Faramir and Arwen/Aragorn, taken after Return of the King, and Middle-earth is sort of a mix of modern and medieval times. Here's a few choice cuts ;)

Faramir : Yeah. We’ll take Mercedes, my horse. He rides as smooth as a feather.
Boromir : So what kind of stats does that baby have? How many legs?
Faramir : Four...
Boromir - ... «unimpressed»
Faramir - ...teen.
Boromir : Niiiiiiice! 6 tails?
Faramir : Wouldn’t go for anything less! He goes from Stand-still to Gallop in point-6 seconds flat.
Boromir - «nods in approval»


Faramir - ...*sigh*... So me and Éomer got locked inside a cupboard and Boz had to call the fire-department to get us out. It was getting terribly hot and stuffy in there so I had to take all my clothes off. Éomer is afraid of the dark so he started bawling like a baby. By the time they got us out, me and Éo were in our birthday suits, dirty as hell, with cobwebs on our hair, and Éomer hanging on to me for dear life… …and the Gondorian Times reporter was there to take photos.
Éowyn : Photos?
Faramir : Well, it’s not every day that you catch word of the King of Gondor and Arnor locking the Prince of Ithilien and the King of the Mark in a closet, is it?!


Absolutely hilarious :D

Comments

[aina42.livejournal.com]

what happened to Rob and.. uh... ok, i forgot the other snake's name...??

[lotjeisgraaf.livejournal.com]

that would be Buddy