Stole from various other people. To start off with:
Women
1. Chesty La Rue
...
sigh I have been informed that I may not fill out my top five with porn stars.
1. Jessica Alba - I've had a huge crush on her ever since Dark Angel came out. I really need to go see Fantastic Four ...

2. Resse Witherspoon - I've always found her to be extremely cute.

3. Miranda Otto - Yeah, like anyone was expecting her not to be here ...

4. Michelle Pfeiffer - First celebrity crush.

5. Terri Runnels - Wrestling chic

Men
Yeah, that's right, I'm secure enough in my masculinity to name off some guys I'd go gay for.
1. Christian Bale - He was awesome in Equilibrium, even more so in Batman.

2. Kyle MacLachlan - Come on, the dude totally rocks.

3. John Leguizamo - Come on, he's hawt.

4. William Shatner - It's KIRK!!!

5. Gus Sorola - Yeah, don't ask.

Women
1. Chesty La Rue
...
sigh I have been informed that I may not fill out my top five with porn stars.
1. Jessica Alba - I've had a huge crush on her ever since Dark Angel came out. I really need to go see Fantastic Four ...

2. Resse Witherspoon - I've always found her to be extremely cute.

3. Miranda Otto - Yeah, like anyone was expecting her not to be here ...

4. Michelle Pfeiffer - First celebrity crush.

5. Terri Runnels - Wrestling chic

Men
Yeah, that's right, I'm secure enough in my masculinity to name off some guys I'd go gay for.
1. Christian Bale - He was awesome in Equilibrium, even more so in Batman.

2. Kyle MacLachlan - Come on, the dude totally rocks.

3. John Leguizamo - Come on, he's hawt.

4. William Shatner - It's KIRK!!!

5. Gus Sorola - Yeah, don't ask.

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Date: 2005-07-12 03:02 am (UTC)Good taste, my friend. ;)
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Date: 2005-07-12 03:32 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-12 05:53 am (UTC)*Points and laughs*
I guess Simmons is okay. :p Good choices all around
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Date: 2005-07-12 04:51 pm (UTC)That Gus guy, is he a red vs. blue person?
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Date: 2005-07-16 03:41 am (UTC)Kyle Mclachlan got old! :-p
Kirk???