Things the Fellowship would never say

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Things the Fellowship wouldn't say

Orc: What orders from Mordor, my lord? What does the eye command?
Saruman: I wish you'd stop asking me that every five minutes!

Arwen: It is mine to give to whomever I choose . . . as is my heart.
Aragorn: Alriiiiiiiiiight . . .
Arwen: Which is why I give it to Gimli!

Asfaloth to Arwen: err...where's Glorfindel?! oi! gerrof me!

Faramir: Look, dad. I would be most grateful if you listened for your wise son instead of this ***** Palantir just once! Thanks!

Aragorn tosses Gimli into the air while saying: Heads, it's Arwen! Tails, it's Eowyn!

Legolas: Crebain from Dunland!
Aragorn: Really? Where?
Boromir: (Jumping about) Ooh! Ooh! Look at me! I'm one of the Fellowship! Ooh aren't I BRAVE!?

Lindir: actually, Bilbo, your song really sucked, and I'd appreciate it if you'd never bother repeating one of you two-penny rhymes ever again.

Aragorn at Council of Elrond: Havo....havo..... (turns to Elrond) what's 'sit down' in Elvish?