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Inanimate Objects - I have voices inside my head

Ring of Barahir (RoB) - My ring. Very cool, twin serpents with crowns of gold surrounding an emerald, which one holds up and the other devours. The snakes names are Buddy (obsessive compulsive) and Rob (manic depressant). Together they have had many wacky adventures, but they said that if they tell me about them, they will have to kill me (or at least cut off circulation to my finger).

Ancalagon - My pet dragon skull. Have had many long and interesting conversations with him. He's still pissed at Earendil ... what a way to hold a grudge. But I guess if someone was responsible for me falling on a mountain, I'd be a little upset too. He's telling me how the Silmarillion is all wrong, Melkor was the good guy and the Valar were the evil do-oers. He's very convincing!

Haunted Silmarillion - My copy of the Silmarillion, it's haunted. It sits on a bookshelf and will occasionally just ... fall off. No other book does this. We suspect the spirit of J.R.R. Tolkien to be contained within, trying to figure out how we can communicate with him and find out of Balrogs do have wings or not.