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Dec. 16th, 2002 06:22 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
yaksha42I occasionally make up weird, quirky, stories that have no point to them. I usually type them out then just close Word without saving. But I’m bored right now so I figured I would post it and annoy everyone with this. I'm sure I ripped it off from somewhere and just don't remember :p
Doug was sitting in the cafeteria eating a chicken burger when his good friend Liz came up to him and sat down.
“Hey Doug,” she said. “A month ago you were really nice and gave me $50 so I could get food to eat while I was out of a job. I really appreciate it, and I know you said I didn’t have to pay you back, but now that I have a new job and things are going well, I wanted to do it anyway.” She pulled a $50 bill out of her purse.
“You don’t owe me $50 Liz,” countered Doug.
“Oh quit being so proud and take the money,” she said.
“You must be confused, you don’t owe me any money nor do I have any reason to take it.” Doug was a very proud person and believed that anything given in friendship shouldn’t be paid back.
Liz rolled her eyes slightly. “Yes, I do.”
“No you don’t,” he said.
“Yes I do,” she said.
“No you don’t,” he said.
“Yes I do,” she said.
“No you don’t,” he said.
“No I don’t,” she suddenly said.
“Yes you do,” he said
“No I don’t,” she said a little louder.
“Listen!” he said. “When I say you owe me the money I gave you, that means I do!”
“Fine,” she said handing him the $50 bill and walking off.
Doug chuckled to himself while putting the money in his pocket, “I love reverse psychology.”
Unfortunately nobody ever said Doug was smart.
Doug was sitting in the cafeteria eating a chicken burger when his good friend Liz came up to him and sat down.
“Hey Doug,” she said. “A month ago you were really nice and gave me $50 so I could get food to eat while I was out of a job. I really appreciate it, and I know you said I didn’t have to pay you back, but now that I have a new job and things are going well, I wanted to do it anyway.” She pulled a $50 bill out of her purse.
“You don’t owe me $50 Liz,” countered Doug.
“Oh quit being so proud and take the money,” she said.
“You must be confused, you don’t owe me any money nor do I have any reason to take it.” Doug was a very proud person and believed that anything given in friendship shouldn’t be paid back.
Liz rolled her eyes slightly. “Yes, I do.”
“No you don’t,” he said.
“Yes I do,” she said.
“No you don’t,” he said.
“Yes I do,” she said.
“No you don’t,” he said.
“No I don’t,” she suddenly said.
“Yes you do,” he said
“No I don’t,” she said a little louder.
“Listen!” he said. “When I say you owe me the money I gave you, that means I do!”
“Fine,” she said handing him the $50 bill and walking off.
Doug chuckled to himself while putting the money in his pocket, “I love reverse psychology.”
Unfortunately nobody ever said Doug was smart.
