Holy crap that's naughty

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In June I set nilmandra's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Tuesday I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Thursday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Saturday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In May imgodsfavorite and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-893 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, yaksha42

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I swear I didn't mess with it at all.