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Feb. 15th, 2003 01:23 pm"Sauron the Red Eyed Maia"
to the tune of Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer
by Wolfie-thu
Sauron the red eyed Maia (Maia)
Had a very fiery eye (like a huge cat's)
And if you ever saw it (saw it)
It would really make you cry (like Nienna)
All of the other Maiar (Maiar)
Used to laugh and call him names (like Gorthaur)
They never let poor Sauron (Sauron)
Join in any Maiar games (Like seducing elven kings in the woods using nightingales and hallucinatory drugs!!)
Then one foggy First Age eve
Morgoth came to say
"Sauron with your Eye so bright
Won't you be my servant of fright?"
Then how the Maiar feared him (feared him)
And Morgoth shouted out with glee (with glee)
"Sauron the red eyed Maia (Maia)
You'll go down in his-TORY!!!!!!! (like Feeeeeanor!)
to the tune of Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer
by Wolfie-thu
Sauron the red eyed Maia (Maia)
Had a very fiery eye (like a huge cat's)
And if you ever saw it (saw it)
It would really make you cry (like Nienna)
All of the other Maiar (Maiar)
Used to laugh and call him names (like Gorthaur)
They never let poor Sauron (Sauron)
Join in any Maiar games (Like seducing elven kings in the woods using nightingales and hallucinatory drugs!!)
Then one foggy First Age eve
Morgoth came to say
"Sauron with your Eye so bright
Won't you be my servant of fright?"
Then how the Maiar feared him (feared him)
And Morgoth shouted out with glee (with glee)
"Sauron the red eyed Maia (Maia)
You'll go down in his-TORY!!!!!!! (like Feeeeeanor!)